“Cowabunga Dudes!!” I’m Michelangelo and I’ll be reviewing this film about me and my friends.
This is the fifth film made about us. Awesome! It features lots of pizza. Woah! I like how using CGI and real people for the movements, they have made us look darker and meaner in this film. Yeah!
Shredder and his Foot Clan minions sure make life a misery for us and our friend Megan Fox… I mean ‘April’! I really think this version of April is better than the original. She’s totally hot.
This movie would be completely bodacious if they had put some work into the story. But it’s just embarrassing. Shredder looks like a robot and the plot is like that time Donatello puked up pizza – all over the place!!
My final scores:
Us (The Turtles) : 8/10
Beginning of Film = Good!
Rest of film = Some bogus sh*t.
Overall : 4/10